ok sorry for the following obscene joke.



A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator,
looks up and sees this HUGE black guy
standing next to him.


The big guy sees the little guy staring at him so he
looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds,
20 inch privates, 3 pound left testicle,
3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."


The little white fellow faints and falls to the
floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking
him. The big guy says,
"What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the litle guys says," What EXACTLY
did you say to me?"


The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and
figured I'd just give you the answers to the
questions everyone always asks
me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds,
I have a 20 inch private, my
left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right
testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my
name is Turner Brown."


The small guy says, "Turner Brown?... I
thought you said, "Turn around".